Well here’s a fun one – although we’re not so sure we agree with the answers!

Because apparently where you wash first when in the shower can say a lot about your personality.

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The only thing it makes us wonder – who on earth washes their privates first?!

See what your own washing preferences say about you below…


Apparently you are the “artistic type”.


According to lovepm.com, “daydreaming is your hobby but you can achieve what most other people cannot. Dedication is lacking but you will work tirelessly towards goals which are to your liking. Money is not important, friends are but only intellectuals and fellow artistic types. You make the best sex partner as you are most willing to explore and please the other partner. Talent is your main strength. Your best partner in life will be those who chose chest and privates.”


We hate to be the bearer of bad news, but if you start on your face, it’s not that great…

“Money is important to you and you will do anything to get it. Integrity and dignity is not important. You feel that friends are there to be used and life is one big hassle. Other people find it hard to understand you but you are not concerned as to what they think. Very self centered person. You are an average sex partner as you’re too selfish and tend to be absorbed in self pleasure at the expense of your partner. Your best partner in life will be those who chose privates and others.”



Oh dear, this isn’t good – because apparently you’re a “born loser”!

“You fail in everything that you do. People dislike you and you tend to spend your time alone. Your type have been known to be heavy gamblers and drinkers. You see the world as a living hell. Money and power is also important to you, but your luck will always fail you. You make a lousy sex partner. You will find it difficult to find a partner in life. Those who chose armpits are you only chance.”


In our opinion, this is a little bit of a strange place to start, but lovepm.com has some good news for you!


Apparently you’re a “dependable and hard working person. Generally a very popular person as you are very down to earth and willing to help others. Tend to get yourself into trouble as you cannot tell whether people are genuine towards you. You are a very poor sex partner as you are the working type with average talent. Your best partner in life will be those who chose shoulders.”


Hey there chest washers – apparently you’re a “practical person“!

According to lovepm.com you’re “Straightforward and do not beat around the bush. To you, convenience is of paramount importance. You hate to be distracted when concentrating and are impatient with people who do not see things your way. You are a good sex partner and are willing to try new things. Your best partner in life will be those who chose hair.



Okay, so we won’t lie, this is a bit of a strange place to start… but moving on. According to lovepm.com you’re the “shy type”.

“You lack self confidence and tend to be bullied by others. You do not have lots of friends as others find you boring and unattractive. Perseverance is not your strength and you tend to give up easily and at the first opportunity. You make an above average sex partner. You are able to show your true emotions to very few people. Hence in sex, you find your inner strengths. Your best partner in life will be those who chose face and hair.”


According to lovepm.com “you are a very average person” – OUCH!


“Undoubtedly, you have your inner strengths but people find it hard to see. You must learn to be a little bit more adventurous and sell your potential. Deep down, you are a very likeable person with very few faults. However, the key will be to make your strengths stand out and not just hide your weaknesses. You are an average sex partner. You have great fantasies about different techniques but unfortunately are not brave enough to try them out. Your best partner in life will be those who chose face.”

Okay, now that our egos have taken a battering, it might be time to reassess our shower rituals…

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