In the ‘thing that could be another thing’ news, comes this massager from Kmart that has the internet… buzzing.

Looking like a microphone-hairdryer-gun that Austin Powers might use, the $89 Anko appliance has four attachments and five speeds to help massage out aches and pains.

“Relax with this handy massager that comes with 4 head attachments and 5 speed settings so you can customise your massage to your needs,” the description on the Kmart website says.

It’s understood that similar appliances (sometimes used in physio treatments) can be found elsewhere for up to $700.


The massager is part of Kmart’s latest collection that also includes an air purifier, a stand mixer, and artificial plants.

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