It’s pretty much exactly as weird as it sounds. Twitter’s latest meme is either the best or the worst idea we’ve ever heard and nowhere in between.
Instigator of chaos, @DaddyAllDay, tweeted out a picture of his ‘Lady Drawer’, captioning the pic ‘every guy needs a “lady drawer” if you plan on having frequent guests. Featured inside the drawer are scrunchies, a brush, nail polish remover, makeup wipes, tampons, a pregnancy test, and a blood-red dildo.
Now listen, we can back the idea that most of this drawer is useful stuff that would be more than appreciated after a night over, the problem is that he said guests. Does that mean that the hairbrush and the dildo are meant to be…shared? How do you even explain this?
I feel like every guy needs a “lady drawer” if you plan on having frequent guests. pic.twitter.com/wgjExZOlIt
— BassFather (@DaddyAllDay) January 11, 2020
If you show up to a guy’s house, and he has this drawer, you’ve got to be thinking why he has this. If it’s his sisters – is it his to share. If it’s his – how many girls are you having around? Does that make you just the latest in a series of one night stands? WHY DO YOU HAVE THIS?!
After Twitter asked the same questions, DaddyAllDay replied “I’m not saying to go buy all this shit. You really just need makeup wipes, tampons, hair ties, and a hair brush. I just had all that laying round so I designated a drawer for it.” But it was too late, Twitter had already done what Twitter does best and turned it into a different beast entirely.
My 'lady drawer' pic.twitter.com/GkXprZNuuq
— 𝚃𝚎𝚐𝚊𝚗 𝙹𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 (@Tegan_Writes) January 16, 2020
if a man offered me something from his “lady drawer” I would offer myself to the nearest exit https://t.co/Oly8uL69h5
— asyd rap (@sydhayd) January 15, 2020
I feel like every lady needs a “guy drawer” if you plan on having frequent guests. pic.twitter.com/dMFWt4sMS7
— Syd (@sydschaefer) January 15, 2020
Ladies if you’re banging a dude who keeps a community dildo next to the community hairbrush in a drawer with two bottles of nail polish remover in it don’t just say your safe word, write it on the walls and alert Nextdoorhttps://t.co/avqumOsD8e
— central standard grimes (@andreagrimes) January 14, 2020
I feel like every guy needs a “lady drawer” if you plan on having frequent guests pic.twitter.com/YCvP8Pj9Ga
— TJ (@ohTEEJ) January 16, 2020
I feel like every guy needs a “lady drawer” if you plan on having frequent guests. pic.twitter.com/P4kzRnEa7K
— ✦ eve ✦ (@impossiblyeve) January 16, 2020
“Damn it. I forgot to pack my dildo. Do you happen to have one I could borrow?”
SAID NO FEMALE HOUSEGUEST EVER. pic.twitter.com/41pDCFw81J
— Jessie Blue 🧢 of the Savage Clan (@JessieBlueAZ) January 17, 2020
I feel like every girl needs a “fella drawer” if you plan on having frequent guests. pic.twitter.com/n6rjaAkT50
— phil (@warmfourloko) January 14, 2020
— stef (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧ (@stfwlkr) January 16, 2020