A man was certain that his wife was cheating on him and after some clever planning decided on the perfect way for him to confront her and also let everyone know, that it was her who was screwing up their marriage.
The first thing he noticed was that she was constantly laughing and smiling while texting. When he asked who it was, she would say it was her mother. Then she started to stay late every night after work. He would call the office and her co-workers would say she left hours ago. Then there was the time she went out “to get milk” at 11.30 at night and didn’t come back until 2 in the morning.
A few months later, it was her birthday. Why did he wait a few months to confront her? He says he wanted the time to gather as much evidence as he could for his lawyers, and also wanted to find a new place to live.
He asked her what she wanted to do for her birthday. She insisted that he go out of town with his friends as she had to work and didn’t want to celebrate this year anyway.
So he left and went to his friends house, pretending he was out of town. Then he called up her mother, father, sister and several friends and told them he wanted to throw her a big surprise. He wanted them all to sneak into their room with party streamers, a cake and candles. Sounds fun right?
He had everyone meet him outside their apartment at 8.30am. They all piled into the elevator, her mother holding the cake. He unlocked the door and they all crept in as quiet as they could, making their way down the hall towards the bedroom.
He threw the door to their bedroom open and everyone yelled surprise, only to find his wife, butt naked with her lover staring at them wide eyed.
The mother dropped the cake, the sister screamed and the dad shouted. The husband stood there pretending to be horrified. His now ex-wife sobbed and screamed while her lover desperately tried to put his pants on and run out of the place.
Needless to say, it was the best birthday present he could have ever given her.