Does this bachelor know what he’s doing?

This has be the longest and most epic Tinder rant that ever existed. The guy pretty much describes to the girl how their entire lives would unfold if they were together. Have a quick read of it… oh wait, that’s not possible. 

Would you go on a date with this guy after that?

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