We love Taylor Swift’s music video for “Blank Space” and we love Girl Guides selling cookies… but when they are combined they are a little scarier than we thought. 

This cute parody starts out with two fresh faced Girl Scouts with cookies aplenty to sell. 

But by the end we are kind of glad they don’t live in our state… 

See why below. 

Full lyrics below: 

Nice to meet you,
How you been?
I could sell you incredible things.
Thin mints, trefoils, tagalongs.
Saw you there and I thought,
Oh my gosh, look at that face!
You look like you hate to bake.
There is a better way. Eh.

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Samoas, Do-si-dos.
I can read you like a magazine.
Toffee-tastic, Rah-rah raisins.
And I know you’ve heard about me,
So hey, let’s be friends.
I’m dying to sell to you again.
Grab your wallet and my hand,
I’ll be selling cookies on your block this weekend.

So you’re gonna buy some cookies,
Or you’re gonna go down in flames.
You can tell me when it’s over, 
If the ‘no’ was worth the pain.
Got a long list of my buyers,
They’ll tell you I’m insane.
Cause you know I love to sell,
And you love cookies.

Cause we’re young and we’re reckless,
We’ll take this way too far.
It’ll leave you breathless,
Or with a nasty scar.
Got a long list of my buyers.
They’ll tell you I’m insane.
But I got a blank space, lady.
And I’ll write your name.

My name’s Kaylee,
I’m not shy.
I could sell you incredible things.
Piggy tails, 
Pretty eyes.
Selling cookies, baby, I’m the queen.
Find out what you want,
I’m only selling for a month.
Wait, the worst is yet to come.
Oh, no.

Screaming, crying,
Slamming doors.
I can make all the tables turn.
Rose garden filled with thorns.
Keep you second guessing like,
Oh my gosh,
Who is she?
I have more in the trunk, you’ll see.
Buy some cookies from me please.
Cause darling I’m a nightmare,
dressed like a day dream.

So you’re gonna buy some cookies,
Or you’re gonna go down in flames.
You can tell me when it’s over, 
If the ‘no’ was worth the pain.
Got a long list of my buyers,
They’ll tell you I’m insane.
Cause you know I love to sell,
And you love cookies.

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Cause we’re young and we’re reckless,
We’ll take this way too far.
It’ll leave you breathless,
Or with a nasty scar.
Got a long list of my buyers.
They’ll tell you I’m insane.
But I got a blank space, lady.
And I’ll write your name.

Some only want gluten free cookies.
Don’t say I didn’t, Say I didn’t tell ya.
Some only want gluten free cookies.
Don’t say I didn’t, say I didn’t tell ya

So you’re gonna buy some cookies,
Or you’re gonna go down in flames.
You can tell me when it’s over, 
If the ‘no’ was worth the pain.
Got a long list of my buyers,
They’ll tell you I’m insane.
Cause you know I love to sell,
And you love cookies.

Cause we’re young and we’re reckless,
We’ll take this way too far.
It’ll leave you breathless,
Or with a nasty scar.
Got a long list of my buyers.
They’ll tell you I’m insane.
But I got a blank space, lady.
And I’ll write your name.

Hopefully they stick to the sickeningly sweet persona while visiting their neighbours this weekend! 

This isn’t the first parody Kaylee has done to get more attention for her Girl Scout fundraising. Here is the 2014 version which is of course inspired by Frozen. 

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