Us Melburnians truly are a breed of our own.
Not only can you hear us telling tourists from a mile away that Melbourne is SO much better than Sydney, our trendy fashion sense really makes us stand out from the crowd.
If you can’t find yourself nodding at ALL 10 things below, you are simply just not a true Melbournian.
You think AFL Grand Final Day is better than Christmas, New Year’s AND Australia Day COMBINED.
AFL to make $20mill profit this finals series. But fans are still shut out of the GF. MORE: http://t.co/BGxf8zYNcT pic.twitter.com/pLfSbxkYBZ
— SuperFooty (AFL) (@superfooty) August 27, 2015
Had summer festival #fomo when you’ve been too late/boke/disorganised to get tickets.
Ordered a soy flat white even though you hate soy milk and are NOT lactose intolerant.
You think 40 minutes in heavy traffic is a ‘good run’ and a 15-minute train delay is pretty normal.
Metro has started splitting Melbourne’s railway into five independent networks as a way of curbing chronic delays http://t.co/qi1IC6fylt
— AusRAIL (@AusRAIL) July 31, 2015
You’ve used an umbrella, scarf, sunglasses, sunscreen and thongs – on the SAME DAY.
You don’t look twice when big balls of fire burst into the sky on Southbank.
#fire outside the #crowncasino complex #southbank #melbourne http://t.co/n8Nz5IyRQk pic.twitter.com/mma64VtEgi
— Laurence P-B (@lpboxford1882) August 25, 2015
You’ve performed a ‘hook’ turn.
That smug feeling when you execute the perfect hook turn. #Melbourne
— Meg Rayner (@megrayner) August 4, 2015
Moaned about waiting in the queue for Mamasita or Chin Chin.
Too much to choose from? Choose everything! pic.twitter.com/Td0hHxbvQ3
— Mamasita Melbourne (@MamasitaMelb) March 17, 2015
Been really into Bikram yoga for exactly 30 days during a Bikram Yoga $30 for 30 days offer.
Gone on an impromptu road trip along the Great Ocean Road.
