Someone's Made A Kim Kardashian "Robbery Victim" Costume
Remember Kim Kardashian West?
The reality TV star has been conspicuously absent from all of her usual social media channels - not a single Snapchat, Instagram or Tweet - since she was held at gunpoint in her Parisian hotel and robbed of an eye-wateringly exxy amount of jewellery.
But, unsurprisingly, someone has found a way to jump on Kardashian's traumatised bandwagon and is flogging a Halloween costume that is, whether you're a fan of Kimmy or not, guaranteed to elicit a groan.
We present to you, retailing at a respectable $69.99, the not-so-respectable "Parisian Heist Robbery Victim Costume Kit", perfect for just about any Halloween soiree you've got going on this year.
Complete with a long, dark wig, glamorous sunglasses and a hefty $4m "diamond" ring, the outfit comprises of a "white, short, sexy robe", a fake gag and a couple of feet of rope.
Image courtesy Costumeish.com
While the site doesn't directly name Kim Kardashian, the costume's description of "America's goddess of all things glamorous" could not make it any more obvious.
"She has devoted her life to promoting American decadence, youth, and hedonism but all that flashy living caught up with her one night in Paris when armed men bound her, stole her jewelry and her peace of mind."
Oh, and our favourite part: "Costume ring is made of plastic and not worth $4 million dollars."
Thanks for clearing that up for us, guys.
According to The Daily Mail, Costumeish is known for its awful-but-on-trend outfits, this time last year releasing a fancy dress costume designed to look like a giant, bloody tampon off the back of a sexist remark made by everyone's favourite presidential candidate, Donald Trump.
Hey, at least it's not a clown costume, right?