THIS Is How Khloe Kardashian Managed To Hide Her Baby Bump
So it turns out that the whole time that every single person in the world was having a serious debate about 'is she?' or 'isn't she?' regarding Khloe Kardashian's pregnancy, our girl Khlo was actually laughing at the lot of us.
Taking to her app to talk about the recently public news about her pregnancy with Tristan Thompson Khloe wrote, "I can't believe I hid my bump for as long as I did, lol."
Yep, she literally lol'd us...This isn't a laughing matter Khloe! Does she realise the time and attention that we spent on this topic? How epically frustrating it was to not know anything for sure?
But we digress...and move on to more important matters. How on EARTH did a woman who is so frequently in the media spotlight manage to hide not just the secret of the pregnancy, but the more physical aspects like hello, the bump, for so long?
I mean it's not like she did a Kylie Jenner and just went A-wall on us. Well, according to Khlo, it all came down to a few clever style choices.
"It took a few styling sessions, serious strategy and a sh*t ton of courage, but it worked!"
Did you notice that in the past few months Khloe has been sporting big, flowing coats, eccentric patterns, tons of distracting accessories and anything with a cinched waistline? Apparently that was the secret to her success.
"I had already let the cat outta the bag when I wore this Whyte Studio coat, but I've worn a million versions of it in the last six months," she explained. "I almost never left home without one! So comfy - and zero eyes on the bump," she continued.
And when it wasn't chilly enough for a coat? No problem!
"Nothing is more distracting than a chic pattern" and a conveniently placed accessory such as "a faux-fur blanket, a giant purse - or both," according to Khloe.
Finally, it all comes down to the placement of the waistline.
"I went super girly for Kim's baby shower. Little did everyone know I had a bun in my oven, too! A cinched waist with a flared, A-line hem is so $$$ for hiding a small bulge. It flows loosely at the exact right spot."
Leave it to the Kardashians to use fashion to distract us from their secrets with their fashion. We'll be looking at Kylie's fashion choices MUCH more carefully next time she emerges from hiding.